Thanks Hollywood
Fuck you greedy shitfucks in Hollywood.
In my head Alien Resurrection, AVP and AVP2 do not happen. No, Weyland-Yutani do not get their technology from fucking Yautja. No, xenomorphs do not reach Earth ever, because if they do it's game over. No ifs, no buts. Seven-hundred-odd years in to the future it would be game over. 21st century Man wouldn't stand a chance - bar nuking the contentant. Maybe that'd work. And the bullshit of having 'Bishop' be Weyland. I'm sorry, did you miss Alien 3? The whole Bishop was designed to look like his designer thing? The one that visits Ripley and gets fucking hit on the head?
SORRY DID YOU SLEEP THROUGH THAT?
But no, it's not enough, they went and shit all over Doctor Jones too. A God-damn refrigerator, Jesus.
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God...I'm so sorry mate. I should have warned you NOT TO watch this utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter crap.
I have never seen neither AVP nor AVP2. For me, Alien series has finished on Fincher's movie. That was a proper, dark coda which summed up all threads. I went to see new Indiana Jones because I had seen trailers and they were promising but...refrigerator? Jones working for US government? Another Jones junior? Huge snake? Ants? Delusional old man who is leading the whole escapade? Kate Blanchett? ALIENS?
Fuck them. Another legend ruined.
Posted by: Piotr Gajos at May 29, 2008 9:34 AM
I don't watch those movies, so I can't share in your delightful hatred, but... I understand where you're coming from at least. Love.
Posted by: Heather at May 29, 2008 8:19 PM
