29.05.2008

Thanks Hollywood

Fuck you greedy shitfucks in Hollywood.

In my head Alien Resurrection, AVP and AVP2 do not happen. No, Weyland-Yutani do not get their technology from fucking Yautja. No, xenomorphs do not reach Earth ever, because if they do it's game over. No ifs, no buts. Seven-hundred-odd years in to the future it would be game over. 21st century Man wouldn't stand a chance - bar nuking the contentant. Maybe that'd work. And the bullshit of having 'Bishop' be Weyland. I'm sorry, did you miss Alien 3? The whole Bishop was designed to look like his designer thing? The one that visits Ripley and gets fucking hit on the head?

SORRY DID YOU SLEEP THROUGH THAT?

But no, it's not enough, they went and shit all over Doctor Jones too. A God-damn refrigerator, Jesus.